Timmy Mallett finally reached the jungle camp last night after spending a night in a cage, having been taken hostage earlier in the day and held to ransom for some of the other celebrities' luxury items.
Among his phobias David Van Day lists 'Jungles', so one can only assume that his career must be in terminal decline because he's now turned up in the Australian rainforest.
Since his arrival in the jungle and the excitement of competing against Joe Swash in the first head-to-head trial of the series - which he lost amidst much squealing – Simon Webbe does not appear to have said or done anything of note at all.
Former London Mayoral candidate Brian Paddick’s greatest challenge so far in the jungle has been to pay a visit to the away camp, only to be met with a torrent of abuse by the ever-charming Robert K
Why would a 71-year-old American who has never ever seen I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here! agree to spend three weeks in the jungle with a bunch of strangers?
If Martina Navratilova is wondering what’s hit her, she’s keeping it well hidden. The former tennis champion said before she entered the jungle: “I don’t know what to expect.